Rumours abound. Well, perhaps in this case they may scurry. But I have been greeted with “tails” of Coronation attire that will truly shock and astound you all, good readers. Naked and adorned in rats! I shudder to think! Surely my sources jest…I struggle to picture such a scene.
I hope this does not set a fashion trend for the rest of the Kingdom…with all and sundry naked and adorned in their heraldic animals. I appreciate a good piece of heraldic clothing as much as the rest, but this is going too far. My delicate sensibilities are aflutter at what may be seen this coming Coronation.
Please my good readers, reassure me by sharing with me your finest garb for Coronation. I must soothe my senses with fine frocks and divine doublets.